I remember when I was little

I used to fall over all the time

I couldn’t tie my shoes

and I couldn’t tell time

I sure couldn’t ride a two-wheeled bike

and there weren’t any vegetables that I actually did like

I didn’t brush my teeth

And I didn’t wash my hair

If you found someplace clean

Then I wouldn’t be there

I didn’t know my left

And I didn’t know my right

And I kind of thought the sun was awfully bright

I don’t know about red

But I really liked green

And my crabby big sister sure was mean

I played in the sand

And I played in the dirt

Cuz everybody knows that dirt don’t hurt

It would have come in handy

If I could make up my bed

But if I had to choose

I would nap instead

But there’s one thing I do know

And this I can say

I’ll never be like that again

I turn 7 years old today